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LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 102-49 · L5 /// IL: BOSIO (HUW) · RETURNS Oct 17 /// IL: GREENWELL (KES) · RETURNS Oct 18 /// IL: PETRALLI (ORN) · RETURNS Oct 29 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 102-49 2. IKE 102-50 3. KES 97-54 4. HUW 86-65 5. FUG 83-69 6. NCW 82-69 7. ORN 31-120 8. PCB 22-129 ///     LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 102-49 · L5 /// IL: BOSIO (HUW) · RETURNS Oct 17 /// IL: GREENWELL (KES) · RETURNS Oct 18 /// IL: PETRALLI (ORN) · RETURNS Oct 29 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 102-49 2. IKE 102-50 3. KES 97-54 4. HUW 86-65 5. FUG 83-69 6. NCW 82-69 7. ORN 31-120 8. PCB 22-129 ///
Fugging Honey Badgers
83-69
#5 IN LEAGUE
W8
19.5 GB
PCT 0.546
Manager: Garth Graham
Radiologist who named his team after an Austrian village with the unmistakable energy of a 55-year-old professional who spent thirty years being The Respectable One and has finally snapped. This is his one act of rebellion. He probably chuckles every time he types it in the league chat. Reading things others can't interpret is his entire professional skill set, and he applied it to a fake baseball roster and it worked.
83
Wins
69
Losses
0.546
Pct
#5
Rank
811
RS
748
RA
+63
Diff
W8
Streak
Manager
Garth Graham
FUG
83-69
0.546  ·  #5
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Schedule
Last 5 Results
Sep 28
W
Sep 29
W
Next 5 Games
Oct 4
upcoming
Oct 6
upcoming
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Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player AVG AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K SB
A Farm Graham, Garth 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Brett, George 0.254 23660 6 2 331 3016 225
Burks, Ellis 0.209 19641 6 4 524 2216 396
Clark, Jack 0.232 38489 15 4 2167 6380 1426
Davis, Alvin 0.310 548170 35 2 1687 8797 663
Evans, Dwight 0.242 546132 24 5 1780 7996 1104
Fisk, Carlton 0.333 17458 13 1 1144 3211 271
Franco, Julio 0.291 547159 24 5 1169 6625 7516
Graham, Garth 0.190 428 1 0 14 44 70
Jacoby, Brook 0.333 7826 3 1 717 158 110
Kelly, Roberto 0.288 427123 16 5 1252 6833 9629
Lansford, Carney 0.297 438130 12 2 846 7739 3414
McGwire, Mark 0.167 122 0 0 01 01 10
Oquendo, Jose 0.283 353100 17 1 336 4945 4610
Reed, Jody 0.232 34580 12 1 740 5138 554
Smith, Lonnie 0.324 512166 26 1 32102 9566 11814
Whitt, Ernie 0.268 411110 16 3 1054 6549 7214
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 16 0.188 0.188 0.313 0.501
Burks, Ellis 29 0.276 0.405 0.483 0.888
Clark, Jack 122 0.295 0.456 0.508 0.964
Davis, Alvin 136 0.375 0.459 0.603 1.062
Evans, Dwight 121 0.273 0.369 0.372 0.741
Fisk, Carlton 112 0.366 0.395 0.679 1.074
Franco, Julio 91 0.253 0.269 0.330 0.599
Graham, Garth 32 0.156 0.222 0.188 0.410
Jacoby, Brook 62 0.323 0.377 0.645 1.022
Kelly, Roberto 114 0.351 0.414 0.561 0.975
Lansford, Carney 101 0.277 0.373 0.426 0.799
McGwire, Mark 8 0.250 0.333 0.250 0.583
Oquendo, Jose 63 0.286 0.324 0.508 0.832
Reed, Jody 108 0.213 0.267 0.241 0.508
Smith, Lonnie 115 0.357 0.449 0.617 1.066
Whitt, Ernie 39 0.231 0.295 0.385 0.680
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 220 0.259 0.305 0.336 0.641
Burks, Ellis 167 0.198 0.250 0.335 0.585
Clark, Jack 262 0.202 0.319 0.431 0.750
Davis, Alvin 412 0.289 0.401 0.425 0.826
Evans, Dwight 425 0.233 0.352 0.405 0.757
Fisk, Carlton 62 0.274 0.338 0.484 0.822
Franco, Julio 456 0.298 0.337 0.430 0.767
Graham, Garth 10 0.300 0.364 0.600 0.964
Jacoby, Brook 16 0.375 0.444 0.750 1.194
Kelly, Roberto 313 0.265 0.309 0.387 0.696
Lansford, Carney 337 0.303 0.372 0.377 0.749
McGwire, Mark 4 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Oquendo, Jose 290 0.283 0.368 0.331 0.699
Reed, Jody 237 0.241 0.330 0.376 0.706
Smith, Lonnie 397 0.315 0.394 0.552 0.946
Whitt, Ernie 372 0.272 0.348 0.395 0.743
Pitchers
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player ERA WHIP W L SV G GS INN H ER BB K
Andersen, Larry 1.77 0.99 90 455 086.2 7117 1585
Bankhead, Scott 8.05 1.63 12 04 419.0 2417 710
Bielecki, Mike 5.50 1.56 86 018 18113.0 13069 4660
Drabek, Doug 5.36 1.56 1016 030 30179.2 224107 5788
Hurst, Bruce 6.14 1.70 911 029 29173.0 249118 45119
Lancaster, Les 3.00 1.11 70 142 281.0 6727 2351
Landrum, Bill 2.71 1.22 52 1048 069.2 6621 1947
Magrane, Joe 7.45 2.07 10 04 419.1 2916 1111
McCaskill, Kirk 5.96 1.64 811 029 29166.0 224110 4881
McClure, Bob 2.37 1.33 72 145 057.0 5415 2237
Minton, Greg 4.04 1.44 24 647 071.1 7332 3031
Montgomery, Jeff 2.39 1.15 23 2758 094.0 8425 24106
Moore, Mike 4.05 1.36 1211 032 32195.1 19088 76139
Stewart, Dave 5.00 1.94 10 010 118.0 2710 815
Batting line allowed vs LHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 159 0.289 0.321 0.377 0.698 1.43
Bankhead, Scott 46 0.239 0.321 0.500 0.821 1.46
Bielecki, Mike 234 0.329 0.414 0.509 0.923 2.16
Drabek, Doug 418 0.311 0.374 0.467 0.841 1.80
Hurst, Bruce 106 0.349 0.378 0.509 0.887 1.83
Lancaster, Les 136 0.162 0.253 0.243 0.496 1.03
Landrum, Bill 138 0.232 0.267 0.348 0.615 1.10
Magrane, Joe 9 0.111 0.273 0.111 0.384 1.13
McCaskill, Kirk 364 0.299 0.345 0.495 0.840 1.61
McClure, Bob 56 0.143 0.269 0.179 0.448 1.06
Minton, Greg 132 0.250 0.297 0.409 0.706 1.30
Montgomery, Jeff 192 0.255 0.309 0.318 0.627 1.30
Moore, Mike 397 0.267 0.333 0.363 0.696 1.52
Stewart, Dave 42 0.333 0.378 0.500 0.878 1.82
Batting line allowed vs RHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 163 0.153 0.184 0.190 0.374 0.70
Bankhead, Scott 33 0.394 0.412 0.818 1.230 2.10
Bielecki, Mike 216 0.245 0.274 0.398 0.672 1.16
Drabek, Doug 319 0.295 0.322 0.492 0.814 1.44
Hurst, Bruce 637 0.333 0.372 0.534 0.906 1.78
Lancaster, Les 160 0.281 0.310 0.438 0.748 1.33
Landrum, Bill 128 0.266 0.326 0.359 0.685 1.47
Magrane, Joe 75 0.373 0.435 0.587 1.022 2.36
McCaskill, Kirk 335 0.343 0.383 0.513 0.896 1.84
McClure, Bob 161 0.286 0.335 0.342 0.677 1.54
Minton, Greg 147 0.272 0.355 0.347 0.702 1.68
Montgomery, Jeff 178 0.197 0.254 0.326 0.580 0.97
Moore, Mike 353 0.238 0.303 0.365 0.668 1.33
Stewart, Dave 37 0.351 0.419 0.486 0.905 2.25
Mascot
Uniform
FUG uniform
League Batting(Simulated 2026)
Tm AVG HR R RBI SB
FUG 0.278 165 810 764 127
RIC 0.280 209 926 883 137
KES 0.294 214 899 861 83
HUW 0.274 241 760 741 118
IKE 0.289 148 837 786 256
NCW 0.275 130 730 698 99
ORN 0.244 110 560 534 73
PCB 0.247 93 528 498 61
League Pitching(Simulated 2026)
Tm ERA K BB SV INN
FUG 4.53 882 436 49 1354.0
RIC 3.53 946 384 37 1355.2
KES 4.04 977 459 28 1318.2
HUW 3.73 1166 493 35 1372.1
IKE 3.63 858 508 48 1380.1
NCW 3.95 1120 439 40 1356.7
ORN 6.11 559 536 16 1318.2
PCB 7.20 718 650 16 1306.2