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LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 94-42 · W1 /// IL: MCGRIFF (KES) · RETURNS Sep 16 /// IL: TETTLETON (RIC) · RETURNS Sep 19 /// IL: INCAVIGLIA (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 23 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 94-42 2. IKE 91-47 3. KES 88-49 4. HUW 79-59 5. NCW 76-61 6. FUG 73-66 7. ORN 28-109 8. PCB 20-116 ///     LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 94-42 · W1 /// IL: MCGRIFF (KES) · RETURNS Sep 16 /// IL: TETTLETON (RIC) · RETURNS Sep 19 /// IL: INCAVIGLIA (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 23 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 94-42 2. IKE 91-47 3. KES 88-49 4. HUW 79-59 5. NCW 76-61 6. FUG 73-66 7. ORN 28-109 8. PCB 20-116 ///
Fugging Honey Badgers
73-66
#6 IN LEAGUE
L1
22.5 GB
PCT 0.525
Manager: Garth Graham
Radiologist who named his team after an Austrian village with the unmistakable energy of a 55-year-old professional who spent thirty years being The Respectable One and has finally snapped. This is his one act of rebellion. He probably chuckles every time he types it in the league chat. Reading things others can't interpret is his entire professional skill set, and he applied it to a fake baseball roster and it worked.
73
Wins
66
Losses
0.525
Pct
#6
Rank
732
RS
702
RA
+30
Diff
L1
Streak
Manager
Garth Graham
FUG
73-66
0.525  ·  #6
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Schedule
Last 5 Results
Sep 13
L
Sep 14
W
Sep 15
L
Next 5 Games
Sep 16
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Sep 17
upcoming
Sep 18
upcoming
Sep 19
upcoming
Sep 21
upcoming
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Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player AVG AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K SB
A Farm Graham, Garth 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Brett, George 0.255 23560 6 2 331 2916 225
Burks, Ellis 0.210 19541 6 4 524 2216 396
Clark, Jack 0.228 33476 13 3 2064 5373 1204
Davis, Alvin 0.311 502156 31 2 1582 7789 623
Evans, Dwight 0.232 499116 22 5 1362 7487 1042
Fisk, Carlton 0.341 16456 12 1 1043 3011 251
Franco, Julio 0.292 500146 23 5 1163 6324 6714
Graham, Garth 0.190 428 1 0 14 44 70
Jacoby, Brook 0.343 6723 3 1 615 137 100
Kelly, Roberto 0.291 381111 15 4 1143 6226 8725
Lansford, Carney 0.293 410120 12 1 845 7338 3313
McGwire, Mark 0.286 72 0 0 01 01 10
Oquendo, Jose 0.294 30690 14 1 233 3938 4010
Reed, Jody 0.222 33374 10 1 634 4831 534
Smith, Lonnie 0.314 458144 24 1 2590 8059 10812
Whitt, Ernie 0.261 37197 16 3 847 5745 6610
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 16 0.188 0.188 0.313 0.501
Burks, Ellis 29 0.276 0.405 0.483 0.888
Clark, Jack 113 0.301 0.463 0.531 0.994
Davis, Alvin 126 0.381 0.466 0.619 1.085
Evans, Dwight 112 0.286 0.382 0.393 0.775
Fisk, Carlton 103 0.388 0.418 0.699 1.117
Franco, Julio 82 0.268 0.286 0.354 0.640
Graham, Garth 32 0.156 0.222 0.188 0.410
Jacoby, Brook 55 0.327 0.383 0.636 1.019
Kelly, Roberto 105 0.343 0.402 0.543 0.945
Lansford, Carney 94 0.277 0.378 0.415 0.793
McGwire, Mark 5 0.400 0.500 0.400 0.900
Oquendo, Jose 54 0.296 0.328 0.481 0.809
Reed, Jody 105 0.200 0.250 0.229 0.479
Smith, Lonnie 104 0.356 0.447 0.587 1.034
Whitt, Ernie 34 0.235 0.308 0.412 0.720
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 219 0.260 0.307 0.338 0.645
Burks, Ellis 166 0.199 0.251 0.337 0.588
Clark, Jack 221 0.190 0.312 0.430 0.742
Davis, Alvin 376 0.287 0.398 0.420 0.818
Evans, Dwight 387 0.217 0.337 0.370 0.707
Fisk, Carlton 61 0.262 0.328 0.459 0.787
Franco, Julio 418 0.297 0.335 0.438 0.773
Graham, Garth 10 0.300 0.364 0.600 0.964
Jacoby, Brook 12 0.417 0.500 0.917 1.417
Kelly, Roberto 276 0.272 0.308 0.399 0.707
Lansford, Carney 316 0.297 0.368 0.377 0.745
McGwire, Mark 2 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Oquendo, Jose 252 0.294 0.376 0.341 0.717
Reed, Jody 228 0.232 0.310 0.351 0.661
Smith, Lonnie 354 0.302 0.384 0.520 0.904
Whitt, Ernie 337 0.264 0.342 0.383 0.725
Pitchers
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player ERA WHIP W L SV G GS INN H ER BB K
Andersen, Larry 1.98 1.07 80 349 077.1 6817 1576
Bankhead, Scott 8.05 1.63 12 04 419.0 2417 710
Bielecki, Mike 5.73 1.62 66 016 1699.0 11863 4252
Drabek, Doug 5.70 1.62 815 027 27161.0 208102 5376
Hurst, Bruce 6.24 1.73 811 027 27158.2 232110 42109
Lancaster, Les 2.93 1.12 70 139 276.2 6425 2248
Landrum, Bill 2.92 1.19 52 946 064.2 5921 1845
Magrane, Joe 7.45 2.07 10 04 419.1 2916 1111
McCaskill, Kirk 5.82 1.66 79 026 26148.1 20196 4570
McClure, Bob 2.38 1.36 62 141 053.0 5014 2237
Minton, Greg 3.95 1.42 24 646 068.1 6830 2930
Montgomery, Jeff 2.53 1.19 23 2554 089.0 8225 24100
Moore, Mike 4.25 1.42 1011 029 29173.2 17482 72121
Stewart, Dave 5.00 1.94 10 010 118.0 2710 815
Batting line allowed vs LHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 145 0.303 0.340 0.393 0.733 1.54
Bankhead, Scott 46 0.239 0.321 0.500 0.821 1.46
Bielecki, Mike 208 0.332 0.420 0.505 0.925 2.22
Drabek, Doug 383 0.319 0.382 0.465 0.847 1.86
Hurst, Bruce 96 0.375 0.394 0.542 0.936 1.95
Lancaster, Les 128 0.172 0.262 0.258 0.520 1.08
Landrum, Bill 129 0.233 0.270 0.357 0.627 1.12
Magrane, Joe 9 0.111 0.273 0.111 0.384 1.13
McCaskill, Kirk 329 0.298 0.343 0.477 0.820 1.60
McClure, Bob 47 0.106 0.259 0.128 0.387 1.00
Minton, Greg 128 0.242 0.291 0.398 0.689 1.27
Montgomery, Jeff 182 0.264 0.320 0.330 0.650 1.37
Moore, Mike 353 0.263 0.332 0.357 0.689 1.51
Stewart, Dave 42 0.333 0.378 0.500 0.878 1.82
Batting line allowed vs RHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 148 0.162 0.195 0.203 0.398 0.75
Bankhead, Scott 33 0.394 0.412 0.818 1.230 2.10
Bielecki, Mike 190 0.258 0.285 0.411 0.696 1.21
Drabek, Doug 286 0.301 0.329 0.514 0.843 1.49
Hurst, Bruce 593 0.331 0.371 0.533 0.904 1.78
Lancaster, Les 152 0.276 0.306 0.414 0.720 1.31
Landrum, Bill 117 0.248 0.310 0.350 0.660 1.36
Magrane, Joe 75 0.373 0.435 0.587 1.022 2.36
McCaskill, Kirk 296 0.348 0.392 0.530 0.922 1.91
McClure, Bob 153 0.294 0.345 0.353 0.698 1.61
Minton, Greg 138 0.268 0.354 0.326 0.680 1.66
Montgomery, Jeff 169 0.201 0.261 0.331 0.592 1.00
Moore, Mike 319 0.254 0.321 0.386 0.707 1.45
Stewart, Dave 37 0.351 0.419 0.486 0.905 2.25
Mascot
Uniform
FUG uniform
League Batting(Simulated 2026)
Tm AVG HR R RBI SB
FUG 0.276 145 731 691 110
RIC 0.281 187 834 797 121
KES 0.300 207 846 815 69
HUW 0.276 220 709 686 108
IKE 0.286 138 749 705 222
NCW 0.278 116 683 653 90
ORN 0.244 104 506 481 69
PCB 0.248 84 481 452 58
League Pitching(Simulated 2026)
Tm ERA K BB SV INN
FUG 4.64 802 415 45 1236.3
RIC 3.50 860 345 36 1219.6
KES 4.11 895 428 27 1209.9
HUW 3.75 1067 447 32 1256.7
IKE 3.56 774 467 42 1256.1
NCW 4.01 1020 395 36 1236.0
ORN 6.19 502 484 14 1197.2
PCB 7.24 646 584 15 1173.5