World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

22-18

#5 IN LEAGUE

5.5 GB

PCT 0.550

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.550

Pct

Rank

230

205

+25

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

22-18

0.550 · #5

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

May 11

May 13

May 14

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

2-6

May 15

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

4-3

May 16

vs Huanca Wankers

7-4

Next 5 Games

May 17

vs Huanca Wankers

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May 18

vs Huanca Wankers

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May 19

vs Panama City Beach Hurricanes

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May 20

vs Panama City Beach Hurricanes

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May 21

vs Panama City Beach Hurricanes

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Injured List

No active injuries.

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
Andres Galarraga	0.216	37	8	2	0	2	5	6	4	10	0
Bobby Bonilla	0.404	114	46	4	5	9	26	26	14	20	0
Brett Houlberg	0.273	44	12	4	1	1	6	8	1	9	0
Dickie Thon	0.196	138	27	1	0	3	14	16	11	31	0
Fred McGriff	0.257	109	28	4	0	10	20	23	24	22	2
Gene Larkin	0.244	41	10	4	0	0	4	4	2	2	0
Jim Eisenreich	0.263	19	5	1	1	0	5	3	0	1	0
John Kruk	0.000	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Kevin Mitchell	0.313	160	50	6	0	20	47	34	12	47	0
Mike Heath	0.438	32	14	2	0	1	8	4	2	1	0
Mike Scioscia	0.298	114	34	5	1	2	15	7	8	6	0
Paul Molitor	0.236	165	39	8	0	2	11	18	13	19	1
Paul O'Neill	0.292	120	35	6	0	4	11	25	15	14	4
Pedro Guerrero	0.311	148	46	12	0	5	27	20	16	28	0
Ruben Sierra	0.333	168	56	7	7	7	23	34	7	29	1
Tony Phillips	0.238	21	5	2	1	0	0	2	2	3	0

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	K
Andres Galarraga	0.286	28	8	2	0	2	5	4	6
Bobby Bonilla	0.231	13	3	0	0	1	4	3	2
Brett Houlberg	0.286	28	8	4	1	1	5	0	4
Dickie Thon	0.257	35	9	0	0	0	6	4	5
Fred McGriff	0.083	12	1	0	0	1	1	5	2
Gene Larkin	0.333	30	10	4	0	0	4	2	2
Jim Eisenreich	0.333	6	2	0	1	0	3	0	0
John Kruk	0.000	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Kevin Mitchell	0.361	36	13	0	0	6	10	6	9
Mike Heath	0.524	21	11	2	0	1	8	1	0
Mike Scioscia	0.538	13	7	0	1	2	9	0	0
Paul Molitor	0.139	36	5	1	0	1	5	7	1
Paul O'Neill	0.133	15	2	1	0	1	1	3	4
Pedro Guerrero	0.444	36	16	5	0	2	11	6	5
Ruben Sierra	0.400	40	16	2	0	3	8	3	5
Tony Phillips	0.200	5	1	0	1	0	0	1	0

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	K
Andres Galarraga	0.000	9	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
Bobby Bonilla	0.426	101	43	4	5	8	22	11	18
Brett Houlberg	0.250	16	4	0	0	0	1	1	5
Dickie Thon	0.175	103	18	1	0	3	8	7	26
Fred McGriff	0.278	97	27	4	0	9	19	19	20
Gene Larkin	0.000	11	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Jim Eisenreich	0.231	13	3	1	0	0	2	0	1
John Kruk	0.000	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Kevin Mitchell	0.298	124	37	6	0	14	37	6	38
Mike Heath	0.273	11	3	0	0	0	0	1	1
Mike Scioscia	0.267	101	27	5	0	0	6	8	6
Paul Molitor	0.264	129	34	7	0	1	6	6	18
Paul O'Neill	0.314	105	33	5	0	3	10	12	10
Pedro Guerrero	0.268	112	30	7	0	3	16	10	23
Ruben Sierra	0.313	128	40	5	7	4	15	4	24
Tony Phillips	0.250	16	4	2	0	0	0	1	3

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
Andres Galarraga	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Bobby Bonilla	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Brett A Farm Houlberg	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Brett Houlberg	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Dickie Thon	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6
Fred McGriff	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Gene Larkin	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
Jim Eisenreich	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
John Kruk	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Ken Griffey Jr.	0.264	455	120	23	0	16	61	61	44	83	16
Kevin Mitchell	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Mike Heath	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Mike Scioscia	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Paul Molitor	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
Paul O'Neill	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Pedro Guerrero	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Ruben Sierra	0.306	634	194	35	14	29	119	101	43	82	8
Tony Phillips	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	K
Andres Galarraga	0.385	174	67	17	0	11	37	18	42
Bobby Bonilla	0.226	221	50	10	1	8	30	28	28
Brett A Farm Houlberg	0.276	250	69	12	1	10	34	29	25
Brett Houlberg	0.276	250	69	12	1	10	34	29	25
Dickie Thon	0.273	176	48	6	3	6	22	16	32
Fred McGriff	0.254	189	48	4	2	5	23	31	50
Gene Larkin	0.365	156	57	12	1	1	20	16	12
Jim Eisenreich	0.336	107	36	4	0	2	17	4	10
John Kruk	0.267	101	27	4	1	0	7	7	18
Ken Griffey Jr.	0.212	118	25	6	0	3	12	9	31
Kevin Mitchell	0.304	171	52	11	2	19	40	36	26
Mike Heath	0.317	161	51	6	2	5	17	10	11
Mike Scioscia	0.230	100	23	1	0	3	8	10	9
Paul Molitor	0.325	157	51	9	2	4	13	25	13
Paul O'Neill	0.178	152	27	5	1	4	25	14	36
Pedro Guerrero	0.317	218	69	17	0	8	41	32	38
Ruben Sierra	0.341	205	70	15	4	10	44	14	18
Tony Phillips	0.259	139	36	6	4	0	10	22	19

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	K
Andres Galarraga	0.201	398	80	13	1	12	48	30	116
Bobby Bonilla	0.311	395	123	27	9	16	56	48	65
Brett A Farm Houlberg	0.276	250	69	12	1	10	34	29	25
Brett Houlberg	0.276	250	69	12	1	10	34	29	25
Dickie Thon	0.270	259	70	12	1	9	38	17	49
Fred McGriff	0.276	362	100	23	1	31	69	88	82
Gene Larkin	0.214	290	62	13	0	5	26	38	45
Jim Eisenreich	0.280	368	103	29	7	7	42	33	34
John Kruk	0.313	256	80	9	5	8	37	37	35
Ken Griffey Jr.	0.282	337	95	17	0	13	49	35	52
Kevin Mitchell	0.285	372	106	23	4	28	85	51	89
Mike Heath	0.226	235	53	10	0	5	26	14	60
Mike Scioscia	0.256	308	79	15	0	7	36	42	20
Paul Molitor	0.312	458	143	26	2	7	43	39	54
Paul O'Neill	0.330	276	91	19	1	11	49	32	28
Pedro Guerrero	0.307	352	108	25	1	9	76	47	46
Ruben Sierra	0.289	429	124	20	10	19	75	29	64
Tony Phillips	0.263	312	82	9	2	4	37	36	47

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bob Kipper	3.00	1	1	3	16	0	18.0	13	6	9	13
Craig Lefferts	3.00	1	0	0	11	0	18.0	11	6	2	10
Danny Darwin	3.94	3	2	0	21	0	32.0	30	14	15	31
Dave Stieb	3.86	0	0	1	6	2	16.1	10	7	12	8
Jay Howell	0.00	0	0	0	1	0	0.2	0	0	1	1
John Smiley	5.70	2	4	0	7	7	47.1	60	30	9	29
John Smoltz	4.14	2	2	0	10	5	41.1	40	19	19	33
Mike Scott	4.74	0	2	0	9	6	43.2	52	23	16	34
Nolan Ryan	5.75	2	2	0	6	6	36.0	39	23	21	48
Pascual Perez	5.55	2	1	0	5	5	24.1	30	15	4	13
Sid Fernandez	4.81	4	3	0	9	9	48.2	50	26	19	30
Todd Burns	2.35	5	1	3	22	0	30.2	35	8	8	10

Player	AVG	OBP	SLG	AB	H	HR	RBI	BB	K
Burns	0.237	0.262	0.254	59	14	0	8	2	4
Darwin	0.268	0.325	0.451	71	19	2	14	7	12
Fernandez	0.185	0.241	0.185	27	5	0	2	2	4
Howell	0.000	0.500	0.000	1	0	0	0	1	1
Kipper	0.143	0.188	0.143	14	2	0	1	1	5
Lefferts	0.091	0.091	0.182	11	1	0	0	0	3
Perez	0.200	0.250	0.378	45	9	1	6	3	6
Ryan	0.315	0.383	0.603	73	23	6	19	7	18
Scott	0.354	0.398	0.476	82	29	3	10	6	5
Smiley	0.222	0.333	0.222	18	4	0	1	2	1
Smoltz	0.236	0.337	0.333	72	17	1	5	11	6
Stieb	0.143	0.295	0.257	35	5	1	4	8	4

Player	AVG	OBP	SLG	AB	H	HR	RBI	BB	K
Burns	0.313	0.360	0.328	67	21	0	8	6	6
Darwin	0.200	0.308	0.364	55	11	3	6	8	19
Fernandez	0.265	0.335	0.459	170	45	8	22	17	26
Howell	0.000	0.000	0.000	1	0	0	0	0	0
Kipper	0.208	0.306	0.377	53	11	3	9	8	8
Lefferts	0.185	0.214	0.352	54	10	2	4	2	7
Perez	0.362	0.393	0.500	58	21	1	9	1	7
Ryan	0.229	0.372	0.343	70	16	1	3	14	30
Scott	0.240	0.311	0.375	96	23	3	15	10	29
Smiley	0.311	0.335	0.550	180	56	11	29	7	28
Smoltz	0.253	0.313	0.440	91	23	4	14	8	27
Stieb	0.227	0.346	0.273	22	5	0	4	4	4

Player	ERA	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bob Kipper	2.93	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Craig Lefferts	2.69	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Danny Darwin	2.36	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Dave Stieb	3.35	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101
Jay Howell	1.58	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
John Smiley	2.81	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
John Smoltz	2.94	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Mike Scott	3.10	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Nolan Ryan	3.20	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Pascual Perez	3.31	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Sid Fernandez	2.83	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Steve Bedrosian	2.87	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Todd Burns	2.24	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49

Player	AVG	OBP	SLG	AB	H	HR	RBI	BB	K
Steve Bedrosian	0.250	0.250	0.450	20	5	1	5	0	3
Todd Burns	0.241	0.371	0.362	58	14	2	11	12	11

Player	AVG	OBP	SLG	AB	H	HR	RBI	BB	K
Steve Bedrosian	0.071	0.316	0.143	14	1	0	2	4	3
Todd Burns	0.250	0.301	0.485	68	17	3	11	5	15

Mascot

League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.292	37	224	213	19
RIC	0.262	59	234	221	33
KES	0.289	66	230	222	8
HUW	0.272	60	194	187	26
IKE	0.275	38	185	169	47
NCW	0.265	25	177	173	27
ORN	0.248	41	157	147	18
PCB	0.242	22	126	120	16

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	3.77	230	120	20	346.3
RIC	3.62	273	106	13	372.5
KES	4.50	260	135	7	354.2
HUW	3.09	282	129	9	346.3
IKE	3.32	205	116	9	336.0
NCW	4.10	287	97	8	340.2
ORN	6.47	151	138	5	350.5
PCB	7.13	180	178	4	324.2