World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

70-42

#3 IN LEAGUE

9.5 GB

PCT 0.625

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.625

Pct

Rank

686

527

+159

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

70-42

0.625 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Aug 7

Aug 8

Aug 9

Aug 10

Aug 11

Next 5 Games

Aug 13

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

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Aug 14

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

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Aug 15

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

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Aug 16

@ Rick Astleys

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Aug 17

@ Rick Astleys

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Injured List

No active injuries.

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.364	360	131	25	12	24	87	87	43	51	2
Eisenreich, Jim	0.322	236	76	14	4	3	32	37	9	19	6
Galarraga, Andres	0.354	96	34	9	0	5	15	19	6	27	2
Guerrero, Pedro	0.313	259	81	17	0	10	50	40	32	47	0
Guillen, Ozzie	0.238	172	41	4	4	3	27	17	2	21	6
Heath, Mike	0.360	86	31	5	1	2	15	11	3	8	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.270	74	20	6	1	3	12	11	4	11	0
Kruk, John	0.000	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Larkin, Gene	0.277	94	26	6	0	2	14	15	10	5	0
McGriff, Fred	0.276	319	88	13	0	28	76	65	72	69	3
Mitchell, Kevin	0.292	432	126	23	3	42	108	83	37	110	1
Molitor, Paul	0.284	476	135	27	1	8	46	79	39	62	18
O'Neill, Paul	0.309	372	115	12	3	18	58	78	41	41	9
Phillips, Tony	0.283	53	15	4	1	0	3	6	7	7	0
Scioscia, Mike	0.288	323	93	15	2	6	42	36	27	18	1
Sierra, Ruben	0.292	455	133	18	15	15	53	74	25	74	3
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	45	0.289	0.340	0.533	0.873
Eisenreich, Jim	71	0.423	0.431	0.535	0.966
Galarraga, Andres	78	0.397	0.440	0.692	1.132
Guerrero, Pedro	85	0.365	0.450	0.624	1.074
Guillen, Ozzie	37	0.189	0.184	0.270	0.454
Heath, Mike	62	0.419	0.433	0.613	1.046
Houlberg, Brett	52	0.308	0.345	0.635	0.980
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	73	0.342	0.415	0.507	0.922
McGriff, Fred	40	0.325	0.451	0.500	0.951
Mitchell, Kevin	96	0.281	0.355	0.625	0.980
Molitor, Paul	104	0.202	0.320	0.317	0.637
O'Neill, Paul	45	0.200	0.280	0.622	0.902
Phillips, Tony	21	0.333	0.391	0.476	0.867
Scioscia, Mike	46	0.326	0.333	0.609	0.942
Sierra, Ruben	115	0.330	0.358	0.478	0.836
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	315	0.375	0.432	0.724	1.156
Eisenreich, Jim	165	0.279	0.309	0.418	0.727
Galarraga, Andres	18	0.167	0.167	0.222	0.389
Guerrero, Pedro	174	0.287	0.354	0.431	0.785
Guillen, Ozzie	135	0.252	0.268	0.385	0.653
Heath, Mike	24	0.208	0.231	0.250	0.481
Houlberg, Brett	22	0.182	0.217	0.182	0.399
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	21	0.048	0.087	0.048	0.135
McGriff, Fred	279	0.269	0.399	0.591	0.990
Mitchell, Kevin	336	0.295	0.342	0.658	1.000
Molitor, Paul	372	0.306	0.346	0.417	0.763
O'Neill, Paul	327	0.324	0.394	0.486	0.880
Phillips, Tony	32	0.250	0.351	0.344	0.695
Scioscia, Mike	277	0.282	0.349	0.368	0.717
Sierra, Ruben	340	0.279	0.321	0.503	0.824
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Sierra, Ruben	0.306	634	194	35	14	29	119	101	43	82	8
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Sierra, Ruben	205	0.341	0.378	0.600	0.978
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Sierra, Ruben	429	0.289	0.332	0.515	0.847
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	3.67	1.22	2	3	12	26	0	27.0	22	11	11	17
Burns, Todd	2.11	1.07	9	1	7	59	0	94.0	70	22	31	42
Darwin, Danny	3.53	1.29	5	2	0	37	0	63.2	61	25	21	57
Fernandez, Sid	4.25	1.31	11	6	0	23	23	131.1	121	62	51	93
Howell, Jay	3.55	1.45	1	0	0	25	0	33.0	39	13	9	20
Kipper, Bob	2.70	1.16	4	3	6	41	0	46.2	30	14	24	37
Lefferts, Craig	4.15	1.06	2	1	0	30	0	43.1	37	20	9	22
Perez, Pascual	4.38	1.31	9	4	0	20	20	117.0	132	57	21	67
Ryan, Nolan	3.83	1.31	11	5	0	21	21	131.2	107	56	65	165
Scott, Mike	5.67	1.72	1	2	0	16	7	54.0	72	34	21	42
Smiley, John	5.68	1.43	9	7	0	20	20	128.1	151	81	32	81
Smoltz, John	5.14	1.61	6	8	0	24	19	110.1	126	63	52	82
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	47	0.170	0.278	0.319	0.597	1.15
Burns, Todd	158	0.184	0.236	0.234	0.470	0.95
Darwin, Danny	124	0.266	0.317	0.403	0.720	1.45
Fernandez, Sid	77	0.195	0.267	0.234	0.501	1.02
Howell, Jay	50	0.180	0.305	0.180	0.485	1.32
Kipper, Bob	36	0.139	0.220	0.167	0.387	0.87
Lefferts, Craig	36	0.139	0.139	0.222	0.361	0.48
Perez, Pascual	246	0.264	0.303	0.439	0.742	1.29
Ryan, Nolan	263	0.202	0.300	0.335	0.635	1.27
Scott, Mike	108	0.380	0.417	0.519	0.936	2.15
Smiley, John	69	0.261	0.307	0.348	0.655	1.24
Smoltz, John	217	0.276	0.360	0.415	0.775	1.70
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	53	0.264	0.316	0.340	0.656	1.38
Burns, Todd	186	0.220	0.295	0.296	0.591	1.24
Darwin, Danny	122	0.230	0.296	0.377	0.673	1.21
Fernandez, Sid	435	0.244	0.315	0.414	0.729	1.38
Howell, Jay	85	0.353	0.345	0.553	0.898	1.64
Kipper, Bob	132	0.189	0.292	0.402	0.694	1.26
Lefferts, Craig	128	0.250	0.304	0.477	0.781	1.28
Perez, Pascual	224	0.299	0.343	0.438	0.781	1.43
Ryan, Nolan	230	0.235	0.326	0.383	0.709	1.41
Scott, Mike	120	0.258	0.341	0.425	0.766	1.52
Smiley, John	450	0.296	0.336	0.509	0.845	1.53
Smoltz, John	232	0.284	0.348	0.509	0.857	1.61
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

Mascot

Uniform

League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.282	121	600	569	77
RIC	0.285	155	700	665	100
KES	0.298	176	695	670	52
HUW	0.271	170	547	529	84
IKE	0.280	109	571	540	175
NCW	0.281	91	560	534	67
ORN	0.243	84	403	381	49
PCB	0.249	67	368	351	44

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.73	637	326	40	974.1
RIC	3.42	701	282	29	977.5
KES	4.21	736	362	26	998.1
HUW	3.73	843	365	26	988.7
IKE	3.54	615	361	33	996.5
NCW	4.13	786	299	28	968.2
ORN	6.21	398	389	9	956.9
PCB	7.31	511	457	12	929.7