World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

97-54

#3 IN LEAGUE

5.0 GB

PCT 0.642

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.642

Pct

Rank

907

670

+237

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

97-54

0.642 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Sep 28

Sep 29

Oct 1

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

6-2

Oct 2

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

2-3

Oct 3

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

3-5

Next 5 Games

Oct 4

@ Huanca Wankers

upcoming

Oct 5

@ Huanca Wankers

upcoming

Oct 6

@ Huanca Wankers

upcoming

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Injured List

Mike Greenwell

Returns Oct 18

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.335	499	167	31	14	29	110	113	52	77	3
Eisenreich, Jim	0.322	382	123	28	7	5	49	67	19	33	10
Galarraga, Andres	0.361	122	44	14	0	6	19	25	10	35	2
Greenwell, Mike	0.235	324	76	11	0	6	38	35	21	23	6
Guerrero, Pedro	0.307	296	91	20	0	11	56	46	35	55	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.258	283	73	6	6	4	41	28	5	32	13
Heath, Mike	0.362	105	38	5	1	3	18	12	4	10	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.234	107	25	9	1	3	18	16	7	18	2
Kruk, John	0.000	13	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0
Larkin, Gene	0.317	120	38	8	1	2	18	21	11	7	1
McGriff, Fred	0.274	442	121	19	0	33	93	87	95	97	6
Mitchell, Kevin	0.294	572	168	32	3	57	146	113	54	139	1
Molitor, Paul	0.286	637	182	32	1	10	61	101	50	76	24
O'Neill, Paul	0.295	505	149	19	3	20	73	97	48	59	12
Phillips, Tony	0.276	87	24	6	1	0	4	9	10	12	1
Scioscia, Mike	0.282	450	127	23	2	8	64	51	34	30	2
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	62	0.274	0.319	0.548	0.867
Eisenreich, Jim	114	0.386	0.402	0.482	0.884
Galarraga, Andres	102	0.402	0.460	0.706	1.166
Greenwell, Mike	22	0.091	0.125	0.091	0.216
Guerrero, Pedro	111	0.360	0.433	0.613	1.046
Guillen, Ozzie	54	0.204	0.200	0.315	0.515
Heath, Mike	80	0.412	0.430	0.600	1.030
Houlberg, Brett	77	0.247	0.284	0.494	0.778
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	97	0.371	0.435	0.526	0.961
McGriff, Fred	56	0.286	0.423	0.464	0.887
Mitchell, Kevin	128	0.266	0.340	0.586	0.926
Molitor, Paul	138	0.203	0.311	0.290	0.601
O'Neill, Paul	56	0.161	0.242	0.500	0.742
Phillips, Tony	49	0.306	0.346	0.408	0.754
Scioscia, Mike	69	0.275	0.301	0.464	0.765
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	437	0.343	0.398	0.638	1.036
Eisenreich, Jim	268	0.295	0.331	0.466	0.797
Galarraga, Andres	20	0.150	0.150	0.200	0.350
Greenwell, Mike	302	0.245	0.293	0.341	0.634
Guerrero, Pedro	185	0.276	0.346	0.411	0.757
Guillen, Ozzie	229	0.271	0.289	0.376	0.665
Heath, Mike	25	0.200	0.222	0.240	0.462
Houlberg, Brett	30	0.200	0.273	0.233	0.506
Kruk, John	11	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	23	0.087	0.120	0.130	0.250
McGriff, Fred	386	0.272	0.395	0.552	0.947
Mitchell, Kevin	444	0.302	0.357	0.680	1.037
Molitor, Paul	499	0.309	0.347	0.413	0.760
O'Neill, Paul	449	0.312	0.373	0.459	0.832
Phillips, Tony	38	0.237	0.348	0.316	0.664
Scioscia, Mike	381	0.283	0.341	0.383	0.724
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Greenwell, Mike	0.308	578	178	36	0	14	95	87	56	44	13
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Greenwell, Mike	202	0.272	0.295	0.332	0.627
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Greenwell, Mike	376	0.327	0.406	0.503	0.909
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	4.45	1.24	3	3	13	31	0	32.1	25	16	15	20
Burns, Todd	2.30	1.06	10	2	8	77	0	129.0	96	33	41	63
Darwin, Danny	3.48	1.31	5	2	0	43	0	75.0	73	29	25	65
Dibble, Rob	2.58	1.13	5	3	1	54	0	69.2	56	20	23	85
Fernandez, Sid	4.13	1.25	15	9	0	32	32	183.0	157	84	72	129
Howell, Jay	3.25	1.33	2	0	0	27	0	36.0	39	13	9	25
Kipper, Bob	2.91	1.15	5	3	6	48	0	55.2	37	18	27	39
Lefferts, Craig	4.24	1.09	2	2	0	32	0	46.2	41	22	10	24
Myers, Randy	2.84	1.35	2	2	0	27	0	44.1	39	14	21	40
Perez, Pascual	4.51	1.29	13	5	0	28	28	161.2	182	81	27	101
Ryan, Nolan	3.42	1.19	17	6	0	29	29	192.1	141	73	88	233
Scott, Mike	5.16	1.62	2	2	0	17	8	61.0	76	35	23	46
Smiley, John	5.12	1.39	12	9	0	26	26	168.2	191	96	44	97
Smoltz, John	4.69	1.47	10	9	0	31	26	159.1	172	83	63	124
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	56	0.143	0.262	0.268	0.530	1.06
Burns, Todd	206	0.180	0.240	0.248	0.488	0.98
Darwin, Danny	146	0.274	0.329	0.390	0.719	1.53
Dibble, Rob	132	0.242	0.322	0.333	0.655	1.44
Dibble, Rob	29	0.172	0.324	0.310	0.634	1.50
Fernandez, Sid	104	0.163	0.248	0.202	0.450	0.93
Howell, Jay	53	0.170	0.290	0.170	0.460	1.23
Kipper, Bob	45	0.156	0.235	0.200	0.435	0.95
Lefferts, Craig	43	0.140	0.140	0.209	0.349	0.49
Myers, Randy	53	0.226	0.300	0.283	0.583	1.32
Myers, Randy	4	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.00
Perez, Pascual	338	0.269	0.303	0.447	0.750	1.30
Ryan, Nolan	357	0.171	0.267	0.280	0.547	1.08
Scott, Mike	120	0.358	0.398	0.483	0.881	1.99
Smiley, John	91	0.253	0.296	0.330	0.626	1.19
Smoltz, John	324	0.269	0.342	0.410	0.752	1.56
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	63	0.270	0.333	0.429	0.762	1.50
Burns, Todd	266	0.222	0.288	0.293	0.581	1.19
Darwin, Danny	145	0.228	0.289	0.400	0.689	1.18
Dibble, Rob	122	0.197	0.261	0.246	0.507	0.95
Dibble, Rob	42	0.143	0.217	0.238	0.455	0.75
Fernandez, Sid	595	0.235	0.308	0.415	0.723	1.33
Howell, Jay	91	0.330	0.323	0.516	0.839	1.48
Kipper, Bob	156	0.192	0.289	0.449	0.738	1.24
Lefferts, Craig	135	0.259	0.315	0.496	0.811	1.35
Myers, Randy	113	0.239	0.328	0.442	0.770	1.47
Myers, Randy	23	0.261	0.346	0.696	1.042	1.59
Perez, Pascual	313	0.291	0.331	0.425	0.756	1.38
Ryan, Nolan	349	0.229	0.324	0.393	0.717	1.36
Scott, Mike	134	0.246	0.331	0.396	0.727	1.43
Smiley, John	587	0.286	0.330	0.482	0.812	1.49
Smoltz, John	311	0.273	0.329	0.476	0.805	1.49
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Dibble, Rob	2.09	1.02	10	5	2	74	0	99.0	62	23	39	141
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Myers, Randy	2.35	1.21	7	4	24	65	0	84.1	62	22	40	88
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Dibble, Rob	172	0.186	0.286	0.256	0.542	1.22
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Myers, Randy	73	0.164	0.244	0.315	0.559	0.98
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Dibble, Rob	180	0.167	0.236	0.244	0.480	0.88
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Myers, Randy	228	0.219	0.314	0.307	0.621	1.38
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

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Uniform

League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.278	165	810	764	127
RIC	0.280	209	926	883	137
KES	0.294	214	899	861	83
HUW	0.274	241	760	741	118
IKE	0.289	148	837	786	256
NCW	0.275	130	730	698	99
ORN	0.244	110	560	534	73
PCB	0.247	93	528	498	61

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.53	882	436	49	1354.0
RIC	3.53	946	384	37	1355.2
KES	4.04	977	459	28	1318.2
HUW	3.73	1166	493	35	1372.1
IKE	3.63	858	508	48	1380.1
NCW	3.95	1120	439	40	1356.7
ORN	6.11	559	536	16	1318.2
PCB	7.20	718	650	16	1306.2