World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

88-49

#3 IN LEAGUE

6.5 GB

PCT 0.642

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.642

Pct

Rank

850

624

+226

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

88-49

0.642 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Sep 9

Sep 11

Sep 13

Sep 14

Sep 15

Next 5 Games

Sep 16

@ Panama City Beach Hurricanes

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Sep 17

@ Panama City Beach Hurricanes

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Sep 18

@ Fugging Honey Badgers

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Sep 19

@ Fugging Honey Badgers

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Sep 21

@ Iron Knob Explosions

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Injured List

Fred McGriff

Returns Sep 16

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.336	458	154	27	14	28	104	104	49	69	3
Eisenreich, Jim	0.342	330	113	23	7	5	48	61	15	25	9
Galarraga, Andres	0.355	110	39	11	0	6	17	22	8	31	2
Greenwell, Mike	0.235	324	76	11	0	6	38	35	21	23	6
Guerrero, Pedro	0.307	277	85	19	0	10	51	42	35	52	1
Guillen, Ozzie	0.264	246	65	6	6	4	39	26	5	27	10
Heath, Mike	0.344	96	33	5	1	2	16	11	3	9	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.233	90	21	6	1	3	14	13	6	15	1
Kruk, John	0.000	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0
Larkin, Gene	0.283	106	30	6	0	2	15	18	11	7	1
McGriff, Fred	0.273	406	111	18	0	32	90	83	85	89	4
Mitchell, Kevin	0.304	523	159	30	3	55	138	107	49	123	1
Molitor, Paul	0.299	581	174	31	1	10	59	95	45	70	21
O'Neill, Paul	0.309	466	144	18	3	20	71	95	44	55	11
Phillips, Tony	0.297	74	22	6	1	0	3	8	9	11	0
Scioscia, Mike	0.298	410	122	21	2	7	59	48	32	26	1
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	60	0.283	0.333	0.567	0.900
Eisenreich, Jim	93	0.419	0.432	0.516	0.948
Galarraga, Andres	91	0.396	0.444	0.703	1.147
Greenwell, Mike	22	0.091	0.125	0.091	0.216
Guerrero, Pedro	98	0.347	0.430	0.592	1.022
Guillen, Ozzie	47	0.234	0.229	0.362	0.591
Heath, Mike	72	0.389	0.403	0.556	0.959
Houlberg, Brett	65	0.262	0.304	0.523	0.827
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	84	0.345	0.415	0.488	0.903
McGriff, Fred	53	0.264	0.403	0.453	0.856
Mitchell, Kevin	116	0.276	0.358	0.629	0.987
Molitor, Paul	122	0.205	0.315	0.303	0.618
O'Neill, Paul	54	0.167	0.250	0.519	0.769
Phillips, Tony	37	0.351	0.385	0.486	0.871
Scioscia, Mike	58	0.310	0.339	0.534	0.873
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	398	0.344	0.400	0.651	1.051
Eisenreich, Jim	237	0.312	0.344	0.494	0.838
Galarraga, Andres	19	0.158	0.158	0.211	0.369
Greenwell, Mike	302	0.245	0.293	0.341	0.634
Guerrero, Pedro	179	0.285	0.356	0.425	0.781
Guillen, Ozzie	199	0.271	0.293	0.392	0.685
Heath, Mike	24	0.208	0.231	0.250	0.481
Houlberg, Brett	25	0.160	0.222	0.160	0.382
Kruk, John	8	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	22	0.045	0.083	0.045	0.128
McGriff, Fred	353	0.275	0.394	0.569	0.963
Mitchell, Kevin	407	0.312	0.364	0.705	1.069
Molitor, Paul	459	0.325	0.361	0.436	0.797
O'Neill, Paul	412	0.328	0.388	0.485	0.873
Phillips, Tony	37	0.243	0.364	0.324	0.688
Scioscia, Mike	352	0.295	0.352	0.389	0.741
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Greenwell, Mike	0.308	578	178	36	0	14	95	87	56	44	13
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Greenwell, Mike	202	0.272	0.295	0.332	0.627
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Greenwell, Mike	376	0.327	0.406	0.503	0.909
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	3.48	1.16	3	3	13	30	0	31.0	24	12	12	17
Burns, Todd	2.33	1.10	10	1	7	67	0	112.0	86	29	37	50
Darwin, Danny	3.63	1.33	5	2	0	41	0	72.0	71	29	25	62
Dibble, Rob	2.58	1.13	5	3	1	54	0	69.2	56	20	23	85
Fernandez, Sid	3.91	1.24	14	7	0	29	29	168.0	141	73	67	121
Howell, Jay	3.25	1.33	2	0	0	27	0	36.0	39	13	9	25
Kipper, Bob	2.91	1.15	5	3	6	48	0	55.2	37	18	27	39
Lefferts, Craig	4.24	1.09	2	2	0	32	0	46.2	41	22	10	24
Myers, Randy	2.84	1.35	2	2	0	27	0	44.1	39	14	21	40
Perez, Pascual	4.44	1.28	12	5	0	26	26	152.0	168	75	26	91
Ryan, Nolan	3.38	1.18	16	5	0	27	27	178.2	130	67	81	217
Scott, Mike	5.67	1.72	1	2	0	16	7	54.0	72	34	21	42
Smiley, John	5.64	1.44	10	8	0	23	23	148.1	176	93	38	91
Smoltz, John	5.18	1.54	7	9	0	28	23	137.1	152	79	60	105
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	53	0.151	0.262	0.283	0.545	1.07
Burns, Todd	182	0.176	0.240	0.220	0.460	0.98
Darwin, Danny	142	0.282	0.338	0.401	0.739	1.59
Dibble, Rob	132	0.242	0.322	0.333	0.655	1.44
Dibble, Rob	16	0.188	0.381	0.438	0.819	1.85
Fernandez, Sid	98	0.163	0.252	0.194	0.446	0.95
Howell, Jay	53	0.170	0.290	0.170	0.460	1.23
Kipper, Bob	45	0.156	0.235	0.200	0.435	0.95
Lefferts, Craig	43	0.140	0.140	0.209	0.349	0.49
Myers, Randy	53	0.226	0.300	0.283	0.583	1.32
Myers, Randy	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	—
Perez, Pascual	312	0.260	0.296	0.433	0.729	1.26
Ryan, Nolan	330	0.176	0.277	0.291	0.568	1.14
Scott, Mike	108	0.380	0.417	0.519	0.936	2.15
Smiley, John	79	0.278	0.318	0.354	0.672	1.32
Smoltz, John	287	0.265	0.343	0.415	0.758	1.56
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	61	0.262	0.308	0.377	0.685	1.33
Burns, Todd	228	0.237	0.300	0.316	0.616	1.28
Darwin, Danny	138	0.225	0.289	0.399	0.688	1.18
Dibble, Rob	122	0.197	0.261	0.246	0.507	0.95
Dibble, Rob	30	0.167	0.219	0.300	0.519	0.72
Fernandez, Sid	540	0.231	0.306	0.387	0.693	1.32
Howell, Jay	91	0.330	0.323	0.516	0.839	1.48
Kipper, Bob	156	0.192	0.289	0.449	0.738	1.24
Lefferts, Craig	135	0.259	0.315	0.496	0.811	1.35
Myers, Randy	113	0.239	0.328	0.442	0.770	1.47
Myers, Randy	4	0.250	0.250	1.000	1.250	1.00
Perez, Pascual	297	0.293	0.333	0.431	0.764	1.39
Ryan, Nolan	325	0.222	0.311	0.378	0.689	1.28
Scott, Mike	120	0.258	0.341	0.425	0.766	1.52
Smiley, John	520	0.296	0.338	0.515	0.853	1.55
Smoltz, John	266	0.286	0.347	0.504	0.851	1.61
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Dibble, Rob	2.09	1.02	10	5	2	74	0	99.0	62	23	39	141
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Myers, Randy	2.35	1.21	7	4	24	65	0	84.1	62	22	40	88
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Dibble, Rob	172	0.186	0.286	0.256	0.542	1.22
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Myers, Randy	73	0.164	0.244	0.315	0.559	0.98
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Dibble, Rob	180	0.167	0.236	0.244	0.480	0.88
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Myers, Randy	228	0.219	0.314	0.307	0.621	1.38
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

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League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.276	145	731	691	110
RIC	0.281	187	834	797	121
KES	0.300	207	846	815	69
HUW	0.276	220	709	686	108
IKE	0.286	138	749	705	222
NCW	0.278	116	683	653	90
ORN	0.244	104	506	481	69
PCB	0.248	84	481	452	58

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.64	802	415	45	1236.3
RIC	3.50	860	345	36	1219.6
KES	4.11	895	428	27	1209.9
HUW	3.75	1067	447	32	1256.7
IKE	3.56	774	467	42	1256.1
NCW	4.01	1020	395	36	1236.0
ORN	6.19	502	484	14	1197.2
PCB	7.24	646	584	15	1173.5