Team & Player Cards · 16
Rick Astleys
RIC · Mgr: Jeff Burris
102-49
Record
.675
PCT
1st
Rank
Games Back
—
Last 10
4-6
Streak
L5
Runs Scored
928
Runs Allowed
583
Run Diff
+345
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Rick Astley
RIC · lf · Sim 2026
.276 / .322 / .520Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.842
AB246
Hits68
Home Runs16
RBI43
Runs40
Stolen Bases7
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Iron Knob Explosions
IKE · Mgr: Andrew Harris
102-50
Record
.671
PCT
2nd
Rank
Games Back
0.5
Last 10
8-2
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
839
Runs Allowed
613
Run Diff
+226
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Rickey Henderson
IKE · lf · Sim 2026
.285 / .392 / .427Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.819
AB604
Hits172
Home Runs17
RBI72
Runs128
Stolen Bases102
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Knockemstiff Slap Daddies
KES · Mgr: Brett Houlberg
97-54
Record
.642
PCT
3rd
Rank
Games Back
5.0
Last 10
6-4
Streak
L2
Runs Scored
907
Runs Allowed
670
Run Diff
+237
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Kevin Mitchell
KES · lf · Sim 2026
.294 / .353 / .659Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS1.013
AB572
Hits168
Home Runs57
RBI146
Runs113
Stolen Bases1
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Huanca Wankers
HUW · Mgr: Chris Broyles
86-65
Record
.570
PCT
4th
Rank
Games Back
16.0
Last 10
6-4
Streak
W4
Runs Scored
792
Runs Allowed
636
Run Diff
+156
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Howard Johnson
HUW · 3b · Sim 2026
.282 / .367 / .580Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.947
AB581
Hits164
Home Runs44
RBI89
Runs125
Stolen Bases24
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Fugging Honey Badgers
FUG · Mgr: Garth Graham
83-69
Record
.546
PCT
5th
Rank
Games Back
19.5
Last 10
9-1
Streak
W8
Runs Scored
811
Runs Allowed
748
Run Diff
+63
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Lonnie Smith
FUG · lf · Sim 2026
.324 / .407 / .566Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.973
AB512
Hits166
Home Runs32
RBI102
Runs95
Stolen Bases14
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Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers
NCW · Mgr: Chris Carpenter
82-69
Record
.543
PCT
6th
Rank
Games Back
20.0
Last 10
4-6
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
732
Runs Allowed
659
Run Diff
+73
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Bret Saberhagen
NCW · sp · Sim 2026
10–14 3.90 1.18W-L · ERA · WHIP
Games
31 (31 GS)
Innings
—
Strikeouts
165
Walks
39
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Oak Ridge Nukes
ORN · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
31-120
Record
.205
PCT
7th
Rank
Games Back
71.0
Last 10
2-8
Streak
L2
Runs Scored
560
Runs Allowed
1022
Run Diff
-462
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Rob Deer
ORN · rf · Sim 2026
.232 / .303 / .571Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.874
AB177
Hits41
Home Runs19
RBI33
Runs29
Stolen Bases0
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Panama City Beach Hurricanes
PCB · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
22-129
Record
.146
PCT
8th
Rank
Games Back
80.0
Last 10
1-9
Streak
L4
Runs Scored
528
Runs Allowed
1166
Run Diff
-638
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Jeff Leonard
PCB · dh · Sim 2026
.246 / .291 / .413Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.704
AB516
Hits127
Home Runs23
RBI65
Runs63
Stolen Bases6
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Injuries
Washington, C.
ORN
Returns Oct 7
Tettleton, M.
RIC
Returns Oct 7
Bosio, C.
HUW
Returns Oct 17
Greenwell, M.
KES
Returns Oct 18
Petralli, G.
ORN
Returns Oct 29
Transactions
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Howell, K.
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Magadan, D.
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Nelson, G.
Jul 11
Demoted
RIC
Howell, K.
Jul 11
Promoted
RIC
Wetteland, J.
StandingsFull Standings
| Team | W | L | PCT | GB | L10 | Str | RS | RA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Rick Astleys RIC |
102 | 49 | .675 | — | 4-6 | L5 | 928 | 583 |
 Iron Knob Explosions IKE |
102 | 50 | .671 | 0.5 | 8-2 | W2 | 839 | 613 |
 Knockemstiff Slap Daddies KES |
97 | 54 | .642 | 5.0 | 6-4 | L2 | 907 | 670 |
 Huanca Wankers HUW |
86 | 65 | .570 | 16.0 | 6-4 | W4 | 792 | 636 |
 Fugging Honey Badgers FUG |
83 | 69 | .546 | 19.5 | 9-1 | W8 | 811 | 748 |
 Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers NCW |
82 | 69 | .543 | 20.0 | 4-6 | W2 | 732 | 659 |
 Oak Ridge Nukes ORN |
31 | 120 | .205 | 71.0 | 2-8 | L2 | 560 | 1022 |
 Panama City Beach Hurricanes PCB |
22 | 129 | .146 | 80.0 | 1-9 | L4 | 528 | 1166 |
Weekly Awards
Batter of the Week
Evans
FUG
Evans carried the FUG offense all week, raking at a .462 clip with a 6-for-13 showing. He drove in six runs and launched a home run to anchor the Fugging Honey ...
Pitcher of the Week
Saberhagen
NCW
Saberhagen was untouchable for NCW, tossing 7.0 innings of shutout ball to earn a 1-0 mark with a sparkling 0.00 ERA. He punched out four along the way, keeping...
Team of the Week
Huanca Wankers
HUW
The Huanca Wankers take Team of the Week honors, sitting at 86-65 and 16.0 games back in the standings. HUW strung together strong efforts at the plate and on t...
News
KES
Slap Daddies Stumble in Arlington
KES sit third at 97-54, but the Knockemstiff Slap Daddies couldn't shake NCW this week, dropping two of three and going 1-2. The Oct 1 opener was the ...
FUG
Honey Badgers Feast for Perfect Week
FUG, sitting fifth at 83-69, bullied PCB all week, sweeping three straight to finish a spotless 3-0. The offense never cooled. Oct 1's 5-4 win came on...
RIC
Astleys Fade at the Finish Line
RIC still top the standings at 102-49, but the Rick Astleys endured a brutal week, swept at Wrigley Field by HUW and finishing 0-3. Oct 1 was an 8-5 l...
HUW
Wankers Sweep the League Leaders
HUW, fourth at 86-65, made a statement, sweeping RIC in three games at Wrigley Field to go a perfect 3-0. Oct 1's 8-5 win featured Hrbek's two hits an...
IKE
Explosions Grind Out a Strong Week
IKE remain second at 102-50, just a half-game back, after taking two of three from ORN at Oakland Coliseum to go 2-1. The week opened with a 4-2 stumb...
NCW
Crepe Wrappers Steal the Series
NCW, sixth at 82-69, rebounded impressively, taking two of three from KES in Arlington to go 2-1. The opener Oct 1 was a 6-2 loss despite nine hits, R...
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Stat Leaders
Batting
Pitching
AVG
1
Gwynn, T. IKE
.347
2
Bonilla, B. KES
.335
3
Smith,L FUG
.324
OPS
1
Bonilla, B. KES
1.015
2
Mitchell, K. KES
1.013
3
Smith,L FUG
.973
HR
1
Mitchell, K. KES
57
2
Davis, E. RIC
54
3
Johnson, H. HUW
44
RBI
1
Davis, E. RIC
153
2
Mitchell, K. KES
146
3
Bonilla, B. KES
110
SB
1
Henderson, R. IKE
102-24
2
Raines, T. RIC
49-7
3
Gwynn, T. IKE
42-15
ERA
1
Clemens, R. NCW
2.57
2
Garrelts, S. RIC
3.09
3
Blyleven, B. IKE
3.12
W
1
Smith,B RIC
20-6
2
Clemens, R. NCW
19-6
3
DeLeon, J. RIC
19-6
SV
1
Davis, C. IKE
36
2
Olson, G. NCW
28
3
Montgomery, J. FUG
27
K
1
Ryan, N. KES
233
2
Clemens, R. NCW
202
3
Saberhagen, B. NCW
165