Team & Player Cards · 16
Rick Astleys
RIC · Mgr: Jeff Burris
94-42
Record
.691
PCT
1st
Rank
Games Back
—
Last 10
4-6
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
836
Runs Allowed
513
Run Diff
+323
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Rick Astley
RIC · lf · Sim 2026
.284 / .331 / .514Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.844
AB222
Hits63
Home Runs13
RBI35
Runs36
Stolen Bases7
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Iron Knob Explosions
IKE · Mgr: Andrew Harris
91-47
Record
.659
PCT
2nd
Rank
Games Back
4.0
Last 10
7-3
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
751
Runs Allowed
552
Run Diff
+199
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Rickey Henderson
IKE · lf · Sim 2026
.288 / .398 / .441Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.839
AB546
Hits157
Home Runs17
RBI67
Runs113
Stolen Bases88
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Knockemstiff Slap Daddies
KES · Mgr: Brett Houlberg
88-49
Record
.642
PCT
3rd
Rank
Games Back
6.5
Last 10
9-1
Streak
W8
Runs Scored
850
Runs Allowed
624
Run Diff
+226
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Kevin Mitchell
KES · lf · Sim 2026
.304 / .363 / .688Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS1.051
AB523
Hits159
Home Runs55
RBI138
Runs107
Stolen Bases1
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Huanca Wankers
HUW · Mgr: Chris Broyles
79-59
Record
.572
PCT
4th
Rank
Games Back
16.0
Last 10
6-4
Streak
W3
Runs Scored
731
Runs Allowed
586
Run Diff
+145
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Howard Johnson
HUW · 3b · Sim 2026
.284 / .367 / .583Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.950
AB532
Hits151
Home Runs40
RBI82
Runs116
Stolen Bases21
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Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers
NCW · Mgr: Chris Carpenter
76-61
Record
.555
PCT
5th
Rank
Games Back
18.5
Last 10
3-7
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
685
Runs Allowed
606
Run Diff
+79
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Bret Saberhagen
NCW · sp · Sim 2026
9–13 4.05 1.23W-L · ERA · WHIP
Games
28 (28 GS)
Innings
—
Strikeouts
150
Walks
36
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Fugging Honey Badgers
FUG · Mgr: Garth Graham
73-66
Record
.525
PCT
6th
Rank
Games Back
22.5
Last 10
5-5
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
732
Runs Allowed
702
Run Diff
+30
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Lonnie Smith
FUG · lf · Sim 2026
.314 / .399 / .535Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.934
AB458
Hits144
Home Runs25
RBI90
Runs80
Stolen Bases12
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Oak Ridge Nukes
ORN · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
28-109
Record
.204
PCT
7th
Rank
Games Back
66.5
Last 10
3-7
Streak
L3
Runs Scored
506
Runs Allowed
936
Run Diff
-430
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Rob Deer
ORN · rf · Sim 2026
.233 / .306 / .581Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.887
AB172
Hits40
Home Runs19
RBI33
Runs29
Stolen Bases0
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Panama City Beach Hurricanes
PCB · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
20-116
Record
.147
PCT
8th
Rank
Games Back
74.0
Last 10
2-8
Streak
L4
Runs Scored
481
Runs Allowed
1053
Run Diff
-572
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Jeff Leonard
PCB · dh · Sim 2026
.252 / .298 / .419Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.717
AB461
Hits116
Home Runs20
RBI60
Runs59
Stolen Bases6
Panama City Beach Hurricanes
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Injuries
McGriff, F.
KES
Returns Sep 16
Tettleton, M.
RIC
Returns Sep 19
Incaviglia, P.
ORN
Returns Sep 23
Transactions
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Howell, K.
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Magadan, D.
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Nelson, G.
Jul 11
Demoted
RIC
Howell, K.
Jul 11
Promoted
RIC
Wetteland, J.
StandingsFull Standings
| Team | W | L | PCT | GB | L10 | Str | RS | RA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Rick Astleys RIC |
94 | 42 | .691 | — | 4-6 | W1 | 836 | 513 |
 Iron Knob Explosions IKE |
91 | 47 | .659 | 4.0 | 7-3 | L1 | 751 | 552 |
 Knockemstiff Slap Daddies KES |
88 | 49 | .642 | 6.5 | 9-1 | W8 | 850 | 624 |
 Huanca Wankers HUW |
79 | 59 | .572 | 16.0 | 6-4 | W3 | 731 | 586 |
 Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers NCW |
76 | 61 | .555 | 18.5 | 3-7 | W1 | 685 | 606 |
 Fugging Honey Badgers FUG |
73 | 66 | .525 | 22.5 | 5-5 | L1 | 732 | 702 |
 Oak Ridge Nukes ORN |
28 | 109 | .204 | 66.5 | 3-7 | L3 | 506 | 936 |
 Panama City Beach Hurricanes PCB |
20 | 116 | .147 | 74.0 | 2-8 | L4 | 481 | 1053 |
Weekly Awards
Batter of the Week
Mitchell
KES
Mitchell (KES) turned the week into a personal highlight reel, going 15-for-24 with 7 home runs and 13 RBI for a scorching .625 clip. The Knockemstiff Slap Dadd...
Pitcher of the Week
Ryan
KES
Ryan (KES) was untouchable for the Knockemstiff Slap Daddies, posting a 2-0 record with a sparkling 1.13 ERA across 16.0 innings. The 19 strikeouts told the sto...
Team of the Week
Knockemstiff Slap Daddies
KES
The Knockemstiff Slap Daddies (88-49) carried the week behind huge performances from Mitchell and Ryan. With thunderous hitting and dominant work on the mound, ...
News
KES
Slap Daddies Steamroll to Perfect Week
The Knockemstiff Slap Daddies (88-49) sit third in the standings and made a statement by going a flawless 6-0 this week. It started with a 5-3 win ove...
FUG
Honey Badgers Split a Wild Week
The Fugging Honey Badgers (73-66) hold sixth place and went 3-4 across seven games. They dropped the opener 5-3 to IKE, but Jack Clark answered the ne...
RIC
Astleys Hold the Top Spot Despite Bumpy Ride
The Rick Astleys (94-42) remain the league leader, though this 3-3 week over six games showed some cracks. NCW took the opener 4-3, but RIC answered 4...
HUW
Wankers Salvage Week With Blowout Barrage
The Huanca Wankers (79-59) sit fourth and went 3-3 this week, saving their best for last. They stumbled early, falling 5-3, 5-0, and 9-1 to KES in a p...
IKE
Explosions Grind Out a Winning Week
The Iron Knob Explosions (91-47) sit second and posted a 4-3 mark over seven games. They opened by topping FUG 5-3 as Pendleton drove in two, then dro...
NCW
Crepe Wrappers Play Even in Balanced Week
The Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers (76-61) hold fifth place and split their six games 3-3. They opened with a 4-3 win at RIC, Milligan's late damage aside, ...
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Stat Leaders
Batting
Pitching
AVG
1
Gwynn, T. IKE
.347
2
Bonilla, B. KES
.336
3
Smith,L FUG
.314
OPS
1
Mitchell, K. KES
1.051
2
Bonilla, B. KES
1.031
3
Davis, E. RIC
.967
HR
1
Mitchell, K. KES
55
2
Davis, E. RIC
49
3
Johnson, H. HUW
40
RBI
1
Davis, E. RIC
143
2
Mitchell, K. KES
138
3
Bonilla, B. KES
104
SB
1
Henderson, R. IKE
88-22
2
Raines, T. RIC
40-6
3
Gwynn, T. IKE
35-13
ERA
1
Clemens, R. NCW
2.59
2
Blyleven, B. IKE
2.93
3
Garrelts, S. RIC
3.01
W
1
Garrelts, S. RIC
18-4
2
Smith,B RIC
18-6
3
DeLeon, J. RIC
17-5
SV
1
Davis, C. IKE
30
2
Montgomery, J. FUG
25
3
Olson, G. NCW
25
K
1
Ryan, N. KES
217
2
Clemens, R. NCW
188
3
Saberhagen, B. NCW
150