Iron Knob Explosions
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Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.281 | 437 | 123 | 14 | 4 | 16 | 78 | 67 | 47 | 90 | 9 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.233 | 301 | 70 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 29 | 35 | 36 | 74 | 2 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.342 | 442 | 151 | 23 | 6 | 2 | 68 | 66 | 21 | 26 | 28 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.541 | 146 | 79 | 17 | 1 | 9 | 27 | 43 | 33 | 33 | 4 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.291 | 430 | 125 | 22 | 3 | 14 | 50 | 87 | 80 | 63 | 76 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.161 | 31 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 1 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.282 | 131 | 37 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 24 | 26 | 11 | 14 | 2 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.267 | 45 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.233 | 133 | 31 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 32 | 17 | 8 | 28 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.272 | 389 | 106 | 8 | 3 | 10 | 49 | 54 | 37 | 59 | 12 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.212 | 255 | 54 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 34 | 25 | 12 | 62 | 7 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.287 | 407 | 117 | 13 | 5 | 5 | 45 | 48 | 24 | 45 | 13 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.253 | 360 | 91 | 19 | 2 | 2 | 32 | 50 | 30 | 27 | 10 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.222 | 325 | 72 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 59 | 43 | 33 | 77 | 9 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 140 | 0.229 | 0.265 | 0.300 | 0.565 |
| Davis, Chili | 45 | 0.111 | 0.200 | 0.156 | 0.356 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 125 | 0.288 | 0.308 | 0.320 | 0.628 |
| Harris, Andrew | 76 | 0.618 | 0.707 | 0.961 | 1.668 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 116 | 0.267 | 0.375 | 0.353 | 0.728 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 1 | 0.000 | 0.500 | 0.000 | 0.500 |
| Manrique, Fred | 12 | 0.083 | 0.214 | 0.083 | 0.297 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 100 | 0.310 | 0.369 | 0.540 | 0.909 |
| Murray, Eddie | 1 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 85 | 0.235 | 0.287 | 0.588 | 0.875 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 111 | 0.279 | 0.314 | 0.360 | 0.674 |
| Santiago, Benito | 25 | 0.160 | 0.222 | 0.160 | 0.382 |
| Sax, Steve | 124 | 0.387 | 0.438 | 0.484 | 0.922 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 93 | 0.204 | 0.250 | 0.280 | 0.530 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 44 | 0.250 | 0.298 | 0.523 | 0.821 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 297 | 0.306 | 0.386 | 0.508 | 0.894 |
| Davis, Chili | 256 | 0.254 | 0.334 | 0.348 | 0.682 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 317 | 0.363 | 0.392 | 0.479 | 0.871 |
| Harris, Andrew | 70 | 0.457 | 0.531 | 0.743 | 1.274 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 314 | 0.299 | 0.409 | 0.490 | 0.899 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 2 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 1.000 |
| Manrique, Fred | 19 | 0.211 | 0.211 | 0.263 | 0.474 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 31 | 0.194 | 0.219 | 0.387 | 0.606 |
| Murray, Eddie | 44 | 0.273 | 0.304 | 0.545 | 0.849 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 48 | 0.229 | 0.245 | 0.292 | 0.537 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 278 | 0.270 | 0.340 | 0.396 | 0.736 |
| Santiago, Benito | 230 | 0.217 | 0.248 | 0.326 | 0.574 |
| Sax, Steve | 283 | 0.244 | 0.276 | 0.336 | 0.612 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 267 | 0.270 | 0.325 | 0.352 | 0.677 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 281 | 0.217 | 0.291 | 0.434 | 0.725 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 2.82 | 1.09 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 21 | 143.2 | 136 | 45 | 20 | 66 |
| Brown, Kevin | 3.08 | 1.31 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 21 | 137.1 | 133 | 47 | 47 | 77 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 4.62 | 1.50 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 0 | 25.1 | 25 | 13 | 13 | 14 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.60 | 1.54 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 45 | 0 | 55.1 | 57 | 16 | 28 | 42 |
| Finley, Chuck | 5.44 | 1.68 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 18 | 18 | 99.1 | 117 | 60 | 50 | 83 |
| Glavine, Tom | 2.25 | 0.96 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 28.0 | 19 | 7 | 8 | 13 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.08 | 1.27 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 50 | 0 | 64.1 | 45 | 22 | 37 | 65 |
| Heaton, Neal | 7.25 | 1.70 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 31 | 0 | 44.2 | 58 | 36 | 18 | 20 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 3.09 | 1.35 | 12 | 5 | 0 | 22 | 22 | 148.1 | 147 | 51 | 53 | 87 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.23 | 1.25 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 22 | 22 | 139.1 | 125 | 50 | 49 | 76 |
| Morgan, Mike | 3.23 | 1.06 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 40 | 0 | 69.2 | 60 | 25 | 14 | 27 |
| Stanton, Mike | 4.03 | 1.41 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 47 | 0 | 44.2 | 39 | 20 | 24 | 45 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 259 | 0.243 | 0.282 | 0.332 | 0.614 | 1.16 |
| Brown, Kevin | 301 | 0.249 | 0.317 | 0.392 | 0.709 | 1.41 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 47 | 0.213 | 0.309 | 0.340 | 0.649 | 1.38 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 49 | 0.245 | 0.403 | 0.327 | 0.730 | 1.86 |
| Glavine, Tom | 12 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.00 |
| Gordon, Tom | 80 | 0.213 | 0.350 | 0.300 | 0.650 | 1.67 |
| Heaton, Neal | 40 | 0.175 | 0.233 | 0.225 | 0.458 | 0.82 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 301 | 0.289 | 0.368 | 0.395 | 0.763 | 1.75 |
| Maddux, Greg | 269 | 0.279 | 0.359 | 0.413 | 0.772 | 1.67 |
| Morgan, Mike | 114 | 0.307 | 0.347 | 0.491 | 0.838 | 1.56 |
| Stanton, Mike | 45 | 0.311 | 0.396 | 0.511 | 0.907 | 1.94 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 281 | 0.260 | 0.280 | 0.399 | 0.679 | 1.15 |
| Brown, Kevin | 225 | 0.258 | 0.311 | 0.360 | 0.671 | 1.33 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 50 | 0.300 | 0.373 | 0.580 | 0.953 | 1.80 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 343 | 0.306 | 0.373 | 0.455 | 0.828 | 1.82 |
| Glavine, Tom | 89 | 0.213 | 0.278 | 0.360 | 0.638 | 1.16 |
| Gordon, Tom | 147 | 0.190 | 0.283 | 0.293 | 0.576 | 1.18 |
| Heaton, Neal | 148 | 0.345 | 0.410 | 0.588 | 0.998 | 2.07 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 262 | 0.229 | 0.278 | 0.324 | 0.602 | 1.11 |
| Maddux, Greg | 262 | 0.191 | 0.239 | 0.332 | 0.571 | 0.93 |
| Morgan, Mike | 142 | 0.176 | 0.227 | 0.275 | 0.502 | 0.85 |
| Stanton, Mike | 119 | 0.210 | 0.305 | 0.286 | 0.591 | 1.37 |
