Iron Knob Explosions
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Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.294 | 548 | 161 | 23 | 6 | 20 | 97 | 88 | 63 | 118 | 12 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.250 | 384 | 96 | 14 | 1 | 7 | 37 | 48 | 45 | 85 | 5 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.347 | 559 | 194 | 31 | 6 | 4 | 92 | 86 | 32 | 29 | 35 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.543 | 188 | 102 | 24 | 1 | 12 | 39 | 55 | 38 | 43 | 6 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.288 | 546 | 157 | 27 | 3 | 17 | 67 | 113 | 101 | 83 | 88 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.231 | 39 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 1 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.288 | 170 | 49 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 36 | 33 | 12 | 15 | 4 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.268 | 56 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.237 | 169 | 40 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 41 | 21 | 12 | 38 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.278 | 489 | 136 | 13 | 3 | 15 | 65 | 71 | 47 | 69 | 15 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.217 | 327 | 71 | 12 | 0 | 9 | 43 | 36 | 12 | 79 | 10 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.286 | 518 | 148 | 17 | 5 | 5 | 58 | 66 | 33 | 52 | 18 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.259 | 459 | 119 | 22 | 2 | 2 | 39 | 65 | 38 | 35 | 14 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.222 | 406 | 90 | 12 | 1 | 23 | 72 | 54 | 39 | 88 | 12 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 170 | 0.253 | 0.302 | 0.371 | 0.673 |
| Davis, Chili | 58 | 0.103 | 0.188 | 0.155 | 0.343 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 158 | 0.316 | 0.339 | 0.348 | 0.687 |
| Harris, Andrew | 99 | 0.596 | 0.685 | 1.010 | 1.695 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 147 | 0.265 | 0.374 | 0.333 | 0.707 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 1 | 0.000 | 0.500 | 0.000 | 0.500 |
| Manrique, Fred | 13 | 0.077 | 0.200 | 0.077 | 0.277 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 125 | 0.288 | 0.343 | 0.480 | 0.823 |
| Murray, Eddie | 1 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 110 | 0.236 | 0.289 | 0.564 | 0.853 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 138 | 0.268 | 0.315 | 0.341 | 0.656 |
| Santiago, Benito | 31 | 0.161 | 0.212 | 0.161 | 0.373 |
| Sax, Steve | 158 | 0.348 | 0.399 | 0.437 | 0.836 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 120 | 0.183 | 0.238 | 0.250 | 0.488 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 55 | 0.236 | 0.276 | 0.455 | 0.731 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 378 | 0.312 | 0.391 | 0.511 | 0.902 |
| Davis, Chili | 326 | 0.276 | 0.353 | 0.380 | 0.733 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 401 | 0.359 | 0.395 | 0.484 | 0.879 |
| Harris, Andrew | 89 | 0.483 | 0.540 | 0.719 | 1.259 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 399 | 0.296 | 0.407 | 0.481 | 0.888 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 2 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 1.000 |
| Manrique, Fred | 26 | 0.308 | 0.308 | 0.462 | 0.770 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 45 | 0.289 | 0.304 | 0.533 | 0.837 |
| Murray, Eddie | 55 | 0.273 | 0.298 | 0.545 | 0.843 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 59 | 0.237 | 0.274 | 0.288 | 0.562 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 351 | 0.282 | 0.347 | 0.436 | 0.783 |
| Santiago, Benito | 296 | 0.223 | 0.246 | 0.355 | 0.601 |
| Sax, Steve | 360 | 0.258 | 0.298 | 0.336 | 0.634 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 339 | 0.286 | 0.340 | 0.357 | 0.697 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 351 | 0.219 | 0.290 | 0.422 | 0.712 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 2.93 | 1.13 | 14 | 5 | 0 | 27 | 27 | 184.0 | 173 | 60 | 35 | 88 |
| Brown, Kevin | 3.33 | 1.37 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 27 | 27 | 167.1 | 169 | 62 | 60 | 88 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 3.57 | 1.33 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0 | 35.1 | 31 | 14 | 16 | 20 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.56 | 1.51 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 56 | 0 | 70.1 | 68 | 20 | 38 | 54 |
| Finley, Chuck | 4.95 | 1.56 | 11 | 8 | 0 | 24 | 24 | 136.1 | 144 | 75 | 69 | 114 |
| Glavine, Tom | 2.25 | 0.96 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 28.0 | 19 | 7 | 8 | 13 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.21 | 1.32 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 65 | 0 | 84.0 | 64 | 30 | 47 | 82 |
| Heaton, Neal | 6.40 | 1.70 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 42 | 0 | 57.2 | 74 | 41 | 24 | 24 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 3.39 | 1.36 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 28 | 28 | 180.2 | 183 | 68 | 63 | 105 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.07 | 1.26 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 27 | 27 | 176.0 | 162 | 60 | 59 | 98 |
| Morgan, Mike | 3.57 | 1.10 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 52 | 0 | 85.2 | 77 | 34 | 17 | 33 |
| Stanton, Mike | 4.39 | 1.50 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 56 | 0 | 53.1 | 49 | 26 | 31 | 55 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 326 | 0.227 | 0.272 | 0.301 | 0.573 | 1.11 |
| Brown, Kevin | 366 | 0.249 | 0.316 | 0.383 | 0.699 | 1.40 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 71 | 0.197 | 0.298 | 0.282 | 0.580 | 1.26 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 64 | 0.219 | 0.386 | 0.281 | 0.667 | 1.80 |
| Glavine, Tom | 12 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.00 |
| Gordon, Tom | 119 | 0.227 | 0.340 | 0.311 | 0.651 | 1.60 |
| Heaton, Neal | 45 | 0.156 | 0.208 | 0.200 | 0.408 | 0.71 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 358 | 0.291 | 0.366 | 0.394 | 0.760 | 1.75 |
| Maddux, Greg | 333 | 0.282 | 0.359 | 0.408 | 0.767 | 1.67 |
| Morgan, Mike | 142 | 0.317 | 0.353 | 0.507 | 0.860 | 1.58 |
| Stanton, Mike | 53 | 0.321 | 0.403 | 0.547 | 0.950 | 2.00 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 362 | 0.273 | 0.307 | 0.409 | 0.716 | 1.31 |
| Brown, Kevin | 282 | 0.277 | 0.338 | 0.365 | 0.703 | 1.49 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 63 | 0.270 | 0.342 | 0.492 | 0.834 | 1.50 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 458 | 0.284 | 0.355 | 0.441 | 0.796 | 1.67 |
| Glavine, Tom | 89 | 0.213 | 0.278 | 0.360 | 0.638 | 1.16 |
| Gordon, Tom | 184 | 0.201 | 0.297 | 0.315 | 0.612 | 1.27 |
| Heaton, Neal | 196 | 0.342 | 0.409 | 0.577 | 0.986 | 2.07 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 336 | 0.235 | 0.281 | 0.333 | 0.614 | 1.14 |
| Maddux, Greg | 339 | 0.201 | 0.249 | 0.339 | 0.588 | 0.97 |
| Morgan, Mike | 175 | 0.183 | 0.237 | 0.303 | 0.540 | 0.90 |
| Stanton, Mike | 146 | 0.219 | 0.322 | 0.281 | 0.603 | 1.47 |
