Rick Astleys
28-14
Manager: Jeff Burris
In-house attorney who named his team after a British pop star famous for a song from 1987. In-house attorneys review contracts, flag liability, and read the fine print nobody else reads. They're right about it, and nobody thanks them. Has the most wins and is somehow still second - correct in every measurable way and still chasing. His team plays like a well-drafted legal brief: airtight, slightly formal, ultimately successful.
Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Astley, Rick | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Astley, Rick | 0.245 | 94 | 23 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 18 | 17 | 10 | 21 | 1 |
| Boggs, Wade | 0.308 | 133 | 41 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 18 | 25 | 15 | 2 |
| Boone, Bob | 0.182 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| Caminiti, Ken | 0.179 | 39 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 1 |
| Davis, Eric | 0.288 | 163 | 47 | 4 | 1 | 14 | 41 | 35 | 26 | 52 | 0 |
| Davis, Glenn | 0.250 | 64 | 16 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 20 | 15 | 5 | 19 | 0 |
| Dykstra, Lenny | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Espinoza, Alvaro | 0.000 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gagne, Greg | 0.201 | 149 | 30 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 19 | 6 | 30 | 4 |
| Grace, Mark | 0.241 | 116 | 28 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 9 | 10 | 18 | 3 |
| Milligan, Randy | 0.240 | 100 | 24 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 18 | 22 | 30 | 4 |
| Orsulak, Joe | 0.295 | 44 | 13 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| Raines, Tim | 0.282 | 163 | 46 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 33 | 30 | 23 | 13 |
| Tartabull, Danny | 0.288 | 59 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 12 | 9 | 17 | 0 |
| Tettleton, Mickey | 0.278 | 133 | 37 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 21 | 21 | 20 | 37 | 1 |
| Thompson, Robby | 0.262 | 65 | 17 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 18 | 1 |
| Whitaker, Lou | 0.284 | 95 | 27 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 15 | 15 | 20 | 11 | 1 |
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Astley, Rick | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Astley, Rick | 0.325 | 40 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 0 |
| Boggs, Wade | 0.370 | 27 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 |
| Boone, Bob | 0.143 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| Caminiti, Ken | 0.207 | 29 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 0 |
| Davis, Eric | 0.264 | 53 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 11 | 13 | 0 |
| Davis, Glenn | 0.261 | 46 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 |
| Dykstra, Lenny | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Espinoza, Alvaro | 0.000 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gagne, Greg | 0.320 | 50 | 16 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 |
| Grace, Mark | 0.250 | 24 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| Milligan, Randy | 0.167 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Orsulak, Joe | 0.250 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Raines, Tim | 0.271 | 48 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 0 |
| Tartabull, Danny | 0.333 | 45 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 0 | 7 | 12 | 0 |
| Tettleton, Mickey | 0.256 | 39 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 0 |
| Thompson, Robby | 0.296 | 54 | 16 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 0 |
| Whitaker, Lou | 0.556 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Astley, Rick | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Astley, Rick | 0.185 | 54 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 0 |
| Boggs, Wade | 0.292 | 106 | 31 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 23 | 10 | 0 |
| Boone, Bob | 0.250 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Caminiti, Ken | 0.100 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| Davis, Eric | 0.300 | 110 | 33 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 30 | 0 | 15 | 39 | 0 |
| Davis, Glenn | 0.222 | 18 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| Dykstra, Lenny | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Espinoza, Alvaro | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gagne, Greg | 0.141 | 99 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 22 | 0 |
| Grace, Mark | 0.239 | 92 | 22 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 12 | 0 |
| Milligan, Randy | 0.245 | 94 | 23 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 21 | 30 | 0 |
| Orsulak, Joe | 0.306 | 36 | 11 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| Raines, Tim | 0.287 | 115 | 33 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 16 | 0 |
| Tartabull, Danny | 0.143 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 |
| Tettleton, Mickey | 0.287 | 94 | 27 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 15 | 0 | 16 | 26 | 0 |
| Thompson, Robby | 0.091 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| Whitaker, Lou | 0.256 | 86 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 0 | 18 | 10 | 0 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candiotti, Tom | 2.87 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 15.2 | 16 | 5 | 2 | 11 |
| DeLeon, Jose | 4.19 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 58.0 | 47 | 27 | 15 | 48 |
| Deshaies, Jim | 10.54 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 13.2 | 27 | 16 | 5 | 6 |
| DiPino, Frank | 8.38 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 9.2 | 15 | 9 | 2 | 3 |
| Eckersley, Dennis | 2.08 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 16 | 0 | 21.2 | 11 | 5 | 0 | 16 |
| Garrelts, Scott | 1.64 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 55.0 | 39 | 10 | 17 | 34 |
| Honeycutt, Rick | 4.11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 15.1 | 15 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| Howell, Ken | 4.53 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 8 | 47.2 | 41 | 24 | 16 | 46 |
| Jones, Doug | 3.48 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10.1 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 5 |
| Nelson, Gene | 4.19 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 18 | 0 | 19.1 | 14 | 9 | 10 | 17 |
| Russell, Jeff | 0.78 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 23.0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 24 |
| Smith, Bryn | 3.13 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 10 | 60.1 | 58 | 21 | 18 | 37 |
| Wells, David | 3.76 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 26.1 | 23 | 11 | 8 | 20 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AVG | OBP | SLG | AB | H | HR | RBI | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candiotti, Tom | 0.324 | 0.343 | 0.500 | 34 | 11 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| DeLeon, Jose | 0.265 | 0.309 | 0.480 | 102 | 27 | 6 | 15 | 7 | 10 |
| Deshaies, Jim | 0.600 | 0.714 | 0.600 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| DiPino, Frank | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Eckersley, Dennis | 0.152 | 0.152 | 0.152 | 33 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| Garrelts, Scott | 0.237 | 0.351 | 0.363 | 80 | 19 | 2 | 4 | 14 | 8 |
| Honeycutt, Rick | 0.200 | 0.294 | 0.400 | 15 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| Howell, Ken | 0.258 | 0.321 | 0.423 | 97 | 25 | 4 | 9 | 9 | 16 |
| Jones, Doug | 0.238 | 0.304 | 0.381 | 21 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| Nelson, Gene | 0.265 | 0.375 | 0.412 | 34 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
| Russell, Jeff | 0.227 | 0.346 | 0.227 | 22 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 |
| Smith, Bryn | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Wells, David | 0.167 | 0.273 | 0.389 | 18 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AVG | OBP | SLG | AB | H | HR | RBI | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candiotti, Tom | 0.185 | 0.214 | 0.370 | 27 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 |
| DeLeon, Jose | 0.172 | 0.244 | 0.371 | 116 | 20 | 7 | 12 | 8 | 38 |
| Deshaies, Jim | 0.407 | 0.429 | 0.746 | 59 | 24 | 5 | 15 | 3 | 6 |
| DiPino, Frank | 0.469 | 0.514 | 0.875 | 32 | 15 | 3 | 10 | 2 | 3 |
| Eckersley, Dennis | 0.143 | 0.163 | 0.429 | 42 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 9 |
| Garrelts, Scott | 0.169 | 0.189 | 0.237 | 118 | 20 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 26 |
| Honeycutt, Rick | 0.273 | 0.319 | 0.409 | 44 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
| Howell, Ken | 0.180 | 0.247 | 0.360 | 89 | 16 | 4 | 13 | 7 | 30 |
| Jones, Doug | 0.125 | 0.125 | 0.188 | 16 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
| Nelson, Gene | 0.139 | 0.214 | 0.167 | 36 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 13 |
| Russell, Jeff | 0.057 | 0.107 | 0.113 | 53 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 20 |
| Smith, Bryn | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Wells, David | 0.250 | 0.302 | 0.313 | 80 | 20 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 15 |